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Tim McDaniel teaches English as a Second Language at Green River College, not far from Seattle. His short stories, mostly comedic, have appeared in a number of SF/F magazines, including F&SF, Analog, and Asimov's. He lives with his wife, dog, and cat, and his collection of plastic dinosaurs is the envy of all who encounter it

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Hop and Hop with Gleepglop-Geep! A Bedtime Reader

Published Oct 12, 2019 · 1,904 words (7 minutes) · 6 views

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Gleepglop-Geep learns valuable life lessons as she begins to grow up -- lessons about sibling rivalry, defeating Mother, and taking her place in society.

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Appendices

Published Sep 30, 2019 · 2,421 words (9 minutes) · 15 views

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Spill

Published Apr 9, 2019 · 2,056 words (8 minutes) · 1 like · 159 views

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Traffic is backed up -- there's been a spill of love on the highway.

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Zero Hour

Published Mar 16, 2019 · 9,314 words (34 minutes) · 153 views

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A teenager working for a clandestine society just maintain his secret identity while protecting the Earth.

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Antony Gormley did an extraordinary job in creating these sculptures in Lake Ballard Western Australia. Visions of aliens in an alien landscape came to mind.

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There are Ways

Published Mar 14, 2019 · 647 words (3 minutes) · 1 like · 168 views

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A new -- well, let's call him a "researcher" -- arrives with a new idea on how to achieve communication with chimps and dolphins.

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Dolphin inside the pool

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The Walk Back

Published Feb 16, 2019 · 5,333 words (20 minutes) · 172 views

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Raymond's handchip is on the blink, and suddenly he finds he has to walk home. And that changes everything.

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Lady running in a park in London

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Victims

Published Feb 9, 2019 · 1,147 words (5 minutes) · 196 views

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Bill is old enough, now, to make his own way in life -- and yet he still hasn't decided whom to sue! His parents are getting impatient with his indecision. How else does one make money? It will take some creative thinking to figure this one out.

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Transplant Horror from Beyond Space!

Published Feb 6, 2019 · 2,054 words (8 minutes) · 160 views

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Dr. Biklian is forced to deal with horrific aliens who have come to Earth for "donations" of body parts. Fortunately, the doctor knows a little something about transplants that the aliens have overlooked!

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To the Winners

Published Feb 5, 2019 · 4,508 words (17 minutes) · 167 views

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Tempers flare among the companions of a dungeon campaign.

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Decorated sword in grass field

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Therapeutic

Published Feb 4, 2019 · 1,402 words (6 minutes) · 162 views

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Jeffrey Harlacker is seeking therapy to get over a fear of spiders. Another patient seems to have more unusual fears -- like the lowercase "t" -- and odd allergies to garlic and sunlight. Perhaps the therapist can help.

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Each year, at Wimborne St Giles, there is a Great Dorset Chilli Festival.  In addition to chillies, there are lots of other ingredients, including these wonderful garlic heads.