Series: Ongoing Fantasy Humor Satire urban fantasy

Quixote Ugly

Photo by Jonathan Cosens Photography - JCP via Unsplash.

From the author: Marcy's neighbor Jasmine asks her to be her "sassy best friend." Jasmine has been reading urban fantasy for her literature thesis and believes herself to be a paranormal investigator. At first, Marcy humors her because it beats what's on TV, but then they meet a were-beaver, battle some drones Jasmine thinks are fairies, and Marcy starts to worry about the words "aiding and abetting." Can this modern-day Sancho save the town and her Quixote from each other?

10 Chapters

Chapter 1

Updated Jan 10, 2020 · 2,481 words (10 minutes) · 104 views

Wherein I Become Sassy

Chapter 2

Updated Jan 27, 2020 · 3,184 words (12 minutes) · 6 views

Fire-starting Were-Beavers, Apparently

Chapter 3

Updated Feb 3, 2020 · 2,989 words (11 minutes) · 5 views

I'm the Protagonist, Damnit

Chapter 4

Updated Feb 10, 2020 · 2,320 words (9 minutes) · 4 views

This Thing Has Love Interests?

Chapter 5

Updated Feb 17, 2020 · 2,331 words (9 minutes) · 5 views

They Might Be Windmills.

Chapter 6

Updated Mar 25, 2020 · 1,255 words (5 minutes)

The Barn

Chapter 7

Updated Mar 31, 2020 · 2,865 words (11 minutes)

Shit Gets Real

Chapter 8

Updated Apr 25, 2020 · 3,739 words (14 minutes) · 1 view

Returning to Normal?  

Chapter 9

Updated May 5, 2020 · 2,896 words (11 minutes) · 1 view

Digging Up Vampires

Chapter 10

Updated May 26, 2020 · 3,058 words (12 minutes) · 1 view

Let's Make a Plot