Series: Ongoing Fantasy Humor Satire urban fantasy

Quixote Ugly

Photo by Jonathan Cosens Photography via Unsplash.

From the author: Marcy's neighbor asks her to be her "sassy best friend." Jasmine has been reading urban fantasy for her thesis and thinks she's a paranormal investigator. At first, Marcy humors her because it beats what's on TV, but then they meet a were-beaver, battle some drones (or fairies?), and Marcy starts to worry about "aiding and abetting." Can this modern Sancho save the town and her Quixote from each other? Note: This novel is a complete draft, but I'm revising chapters before posting them.

26 Chapters

Chapter 1

Updated Jan 10, 2020 · 2,481 words (10 minutes) · 328 views

Wherein I Become Sassy

Chapter 2

Updated Jan 27, 2020 · 3,184 words (12 minutes) · 6 views

Fire-starting Were-Beavers, Apparently

Chapter 3

Updated Feb 3, 2020 · 2,989 words (11 minutes) · 6 views

I'm the Protagonist, Damnit

Chapter 4

Updated Feb 10, 2020 · 2,320 words (9 minutes) · 4 views

This Thing Has Love Interests?

Chapter 5

Updated Feb 17, 2020 · 2,331 words (9 minutes) · 10 views

They Might Be Windmills.

Chapter 6

Updated Mar 25, 2020 · 1,255 words (5 minutes) · 4 views

The Barn

Chapter 7

Updated Mar 31, 2020 · 2,865 words (11 minutes) · 1 view

Shit Gets Real

Chapter 8

Updated Apr 25, 2020 · 3,739 words (14 minutes) · 2 views

Returning to Normal?  

Chapter 9

Updated May 5, 2020 · 2,896 words (11 minutes) · 3 views

Digging Up Vampires

Chapter 10

Updated May 26, 2020 · 3,058 words (12 minutes) · 2 views

Let's Make a Plot

Chapter 11

Updated Jun 9, 2020 · 1,724 words (7 minutes) · 7 views

The Most Dangerous Game

Chapter 12

Updated Jun 25, 2020 · 3,197 words (12 minutes) · 2 views

The Jolly Duckie

Chapter 13

Updated Jul 6, 2020 · 2,896 words (11 minutes) · 1 view

Party Time

Chapter 14

Updated Jul 19, 2020 · 1,369 words (5 minutes) · 1 view

The Terrible Truth of Chi Theta

Chapter 15

Updated Jul 27, 2020 · 2,223 words (9 minutes) · 1 view

Prison Reform, I Guess?

Chapter 16

Updated Aug 5, 2020 · 2,112 words (8 minutes) · 2 views

Meeting Agnes

Chapter 17

Updated Aug 21, 2020 · 1,630 words (6 minutes) · 2 views

I am Scum

Chapter 18

Updated Sep 5, 2020 · 1,514 words (6 minutes) · 2 views

Water Witch?  

Chapter 19

Updated Oct 7, 2020 · 2,632 words (10 minutes) · 2 views

OK, Maybe Jasmine’s Got Problems, Too

Chapter 20

Updated Oct 18, 2020 · 1,432 words (6 minutes) · 2 views

The Pastoral

Chapter 21

Updated Nov 3, 2020 · 2,266 words (9 minutes) · 1 view

Back on the Main Quest

Chapter 22

Updated Nov 10, 2020 · 1,677 words (7 minutes) · 2 views

Is Jasmine Really Less Socially Inept Than Me?

Chapter 23

Updated Dec 8, 2020 · 1,940 words (8 minutes) · 1 view

It's Never Too Late To Screw Up Again

Chapter 24

Updated Feb 2, 2021 · 1,977 words (8 minutes)

Moonshine Delivery Service ... look, I don't got an excuse why I stopped updating. Mea maxima culpa. Life got hectic and also ... I hadn't bothered putting chapter breaks in for the last half of the novel. Like a goober. So okay, making breaks as I go now. I promise to do better, loyal fans!

Chapter 25

Updated Feb 14, 2021 · 2,816 words (11 minutes)

Setting My Plan in Motion (See, I told you I was the protagonist)

Chapter 26

Updated Feb 23, 2021 · 1,658 words (7 minutes) · 1 view

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