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Tom Marcinko

The Nixon Wrangler's Tale

Published Jan 10, 2021 · 3,089 words (12 minutes) · 145 views

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A warning: This story contains many things that might offend some readers, including semi-explicit sex, "sci-fi violence," four-letter words that somehow retain a certain power, and a general spirit of meanness. Ellen Datlow said she liked it in spite of herself, and published it in 1998 on EventHorizon.com, a site you need the Wayback Machine to find today. The theme park name in this story was stolen from Judith Berman, who I hope forgives me.

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CB Droege

Next Year's Garden

Published Nov 4, 2020 · 822 words (3 minutes) · 207 views

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The Ladies Intergalactic Gardening Club tours the latest entry.

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Jordan Kurella

Helen of Sorrows

Published Aug 10, 2019 · 3,877 words (15 minutes) · 458 views

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Helen is a psychiatrist, grieving the loss of her husband. But when she finds his skeleton in a sinkhole in her back yard, the grief becomes complicated, and things that once made sense, stop making sense entirely.

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Tim McDaniel

Concerning the Destruction Wrought by the Nefarious Gray Comma and Its Ilk: a Men in Tie-Dye Adventure

Published Aug 14, 2018 · 3,254 words (12 minutes) · 572 views

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Austin Gorg -- the fool! -- thought it would be nice to have butterfly-attracting flowers in his garden. It takes a visit from the infamous Men in Tie-Dye to set him straight.

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